I want to talk about Climax Jerky. Not in broad strokes mind you, but in slow, lingering and vivid detail. It’s so tasty. I bet it will leave you with a feeling you’ve never had before.

Wait…why are you giggling? What exactly do you think I’m talking about? Oh my God, that is so immature. I’m talking about the food snack! Mind out of the gutter people, this is a family site.

Anyway, if y’all can settle down for a moment, let me tell you about a Colorado treat.

Climax Jerky got its start in 1999 on top of Freemont Pass across from the Climax Mine (that’s how it got its name children). And since then they have turned plain ol’ jerky into a gourmet treat. It is made from whole muscle, never chopped or formed, and smoked to perfection to make a jerky that is tender, juicy and just plain awesome.

In addition to beef (which comes in various flavors like hickory smoked, teriyaki, garlic pepper, and more) there are also other varieties like elk, buffalo, wild boar, and salmon. There is also a gluten-free version, how about that?

Climax Jerky is a wonderful Colorado snack. And if you come in to Amendment XXI our experts will help you pair it with the perfect wine or a tasty beer. How could you possibly pass that up?

So come in to Amendment XXI and get your Climax Jerky!

Seriously? Still giggling? I really don’t know what to do with you people.